| LIST |
THANK'S TO |
| Towels |
dh |
| A Lace Tablecloth |
dh |
| A Holiday In
Portugal |
dh |
| His and Hers
Matching Watches |
dh |
| His and Hers Matching
Anoraks |
dh |
| A Great White
Shark |
dh |
| Assorted Skateboards |
dh |
| Two Reams Of Copier
Paper |
dh |
| A Crash Helmet |
dh |
| Two Pounds Of
Sprouts |
dh |
| Microsoft Internet
Information Server Software |
ICH |
| The FA Cup |
rjm |
| A cheque for £50 from
Lee Haines |
RJI |
| A "Let's Go
Trainspotting" guide |
Noel |
| The 1966 World Cup
Football |
Noel |
| A Smarties tube
containing illegal substances |
ICH |
| Two Apples |
dh |
| ....and a nice
pair |
Pete The Perv |
| A Pidgeon |
Paul J Reuter |
| The Last London
Evening News |
PL - NY |
| A dozen oysters |
dh |
| An Eric Clapton
popular music cd |
dh |
| A photograph of my
sister in her underwear |
aw |
| DIY Gene Splicing
kit |
aw |
| Henry the Big Green
Engine |
jcs |
| Some Leaves |
aw |
| His and Hers Watching
Matches |
aw |
| Half a Bifocal |
aw |
| Last weeks National
Lottery winning ticket |
mwk |
| A tax return |
Ken Dodd |
| Another conveyor
belt |
rjm |
| Catering Size Tin Of
Fruit Salad |
aw |
| Freeze Dried Ice
Cream |
dh |
| A Bowler Hat
Opener |
aw |
| A Tube Of Toothpaste |
dh |
| A Leather Settee |
dh |
| A Wellington Boot Full
Of Swarfega |
aw |
| A fondue set |
jcs |
| A shrubbery |
Ni |
| A can of worms |
Trouble |
| A spoonful of sugar |
Mary |
| A sheep and a
kangeroo |
A Wooley-Jumper |
| Another conveyor
belt |
rjm |
| Powdered Water (just
add....?) |
SW |
| A box of jelly beans
from Cafe 85 |
Egon Ronay |
| Frank Carson |
jcs |
| A file of sorts |
Arthur Chunder |
| A long wait
lubricted with elbow grease |
Arthur Chunder |
| A little sugar |
Daddy |
| some pine |
jcs |
| A pair of vertebra (3rd
and 4th) |
aw |
| The Sheriff of
Nottingham |
jcs |
| A shotgun (unused) |
dh |
| A Game Of Quasar |
dh |
| A conveyor belt
detector |
rjm |
| A Cold Brick Lane
Curry |
PL - NY |
| Bob Dole's Right Arm |
PL - NY |
| Dr. Strangelove |
sdk |
| Peter Sellers |
sdk |
| The Pink Panther |
sdk |
| Henry Mancini |
sdk |
| Spare parts for a
conveyor belt |
rjm |
| Equity Focus Gold
Card |
icono |
| One hand (for doing
some Zen clapping) |
kc |
| His 'n' hers executive
nipple clamps |
Bob |
| Arsenal FC Second
Team |
dh |
| Spaghetti |
dh |
| Sellotape
Fastener |
dh |
| A twelve-inch
pianist |
jim |
| Assorted Royalty |
DH |
| The Spice Girls |
DH |
| An Apple |
DH |
| An armadillo and three
pork pies. |
DH |
| Squirrels |
Sqirrelboy |
| Saint Etienne |
Cola Boy |
| Sarah Cracknell |
Bob Stanley |
| The Integrated
Asstrollogical Guide to Self-Empowerment |
Edmond Wollmann |
| Pickled ABBA |
Dave |
| A Keg of Metaphorical
Beer |
Dave |
| Mornington
Cresent |
DAVE |
| a palm m505 |
donky |
| A Remington
Fuzzaway |
Mikey |
| war |
DH |
| smart women (its a
trick prize) |
yo yo ma |
| 2 easy chairs and a
cucumber |
why |
| Encyclopedia of
Sexual Shenanigans |
Twisted Quill |
| Isla St Clair |
onlyme |